Hey, you can call me Shay. (: I’m 19. I was born and raised in So Cal, but I’m in Texas now.Tumblr (3.0; @themissmay)http://themissmay.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mickiemilkovich.tumblr.com/post/51335245432/the-cannibal-was-frustrated-so-he-threw-up-his">mickiemilkovich</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the cannibal was frustrated so he threw up his hands</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51360436188http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51360436188Sun, 26 May 2013 00:46:20 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/395f49723e62a0754e5e2f765dc0f1b4/tumblr_mndgh2EjN11s7jji5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pika4chu.tumblr.com/post/51328594586/i-saw-this-in-the-middle-of-walmart-and-broke-down">pika4chu</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51360056713http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51360056713Sun, 26 May 2013 00:40:29 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df4bc2b68c4d5f8c6aed6f2a7edc4531/tumblr_mne1ocU0yK1qcn6ato1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#selfie</p>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51359118242http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51359118242Sun, 26 May 2013 00:26:35 -0400selfie<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d1848060f8c0769e828a9023b42966fe/tumblr_mn9twcNdZc1qzcv7no1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://all1sees.tumblr.com/post/51253181669/abasnail-thats-what-i-call-a-traffic-jam-get">all1sees</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abasnail.tumblr.com/post/51232256080/thats-what-i-call-a-traffic-jam">abasnail</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>that’s what I call a traffic jam</p> </blockquote> <p>GET OUT</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51358072550http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51358072550Sun, 26 May 2013 00:11:08 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_51245129314" src="http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51245129314/audio_player_iframe/themissmay/tumblr_lmtfleGVr61qb64fp?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fthemissmay%2F51245129314%2Ftumblr_lmtfleGVr61qb64fp" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://tyleroakley.tumblr.com/post/51238389435/i-want-this-played-when-i-walk-down-the-aisle" class="tumblr_blog">tyleroakley</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>I want this played when I walk down the aisle.</p></blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51245129314http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51245129314Fri, 24 May 2013 16:09:13 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d0573c168bb53f6f952ba900589442a/tumblr_mn6061x9sA1sqhl0po2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d011d13c457a2ac878ef89f851874d22/tumblr_mn6061x9sA1sqhl0po3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/079913e58ba4d6df82e7255d16a07f58/tumblr_mn6061x9sA1sqhl0po8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/582b3be78ad3c032ad931a326a17f67f/tumblr_mn6061x9sA1sqhl0po4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/638d3ceb9f38cb68efba1e7ef704641b/tumblr_mn6061x9sA1sqhl0po5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa32519ff82a7c93b32ef406b678dfe1/tumblr_mn6061x9sA1sqhl0po6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bd4a179e153318027f1b1251d4130136/tumblr_mn6061x9sA1sqhl0po1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe7d1e592ba42d23ecf2cd55841782a0/tumblr_mn6061x9sA1sqhl0po7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://drifting-off-to-sleep.tumblr.com/post/51077204111/dana-is-my-spirit-animal">drifting-off-to-sleep</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Dana is my spirit animal</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51222903422http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51222903422Fri, 24 May 2013 09:25:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4072761b52bb5e9a2dc6692570af4baf/tumblr_ml3v6kENZY1qzxhoso1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73f65dbdd69d95e1046e0bb4c9f3d218/tumblr_ml3v6kENZY1qzxhoso3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8b7c6ed10421621ac765f12a630ac5cd/tumblr_ml3v6kENZY1qzxhoso2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blua.tumblr.com/post/47758621432/hyper-realistic-hair-drawings">blua</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/Hair-Portraits/837782">Hyper Realistic Hair Drawings</a> by <a href="http://www.behance.net/gallery/Hair-Portraits/837782">Brittany Schall</a></p> <p>Which style do you wear?</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51222321012http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51222321012Fri, 24 May 2013 09:12:06 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://homleschapel.tumblr.com/post/51184980340/summer-is-real-cute-until-every-fuckin-type-of">homleschapel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51194031069http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51194031069Thu, 23 May 2013 22:00:05 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://starllex.tumblr.com/post/49195729362/when-someone-points-out-something-youre-sensitive">starllex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>when someone points out something you’re sensitive about and you have to pretend like you don’t care</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9d3bc11831027e9551b98583fd216f8c/tumblr_inline_mm17mt1tVi1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51191577248http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51191577248Thu, 23 May 2013 21:28:19 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UmHU1qmtGfA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://thedailywhat.tumblr.com/post/51167293444/shut-up-and-take-my-money-of-the-day-gifty" class="tumblr_blog">thedailywhat</a>:</p> <blockquote><h2 class="pull-left title editable" data-edit-key="Title"><strong><span>Shut Up and Take My Money of the Day: GIFTY, Conceptual Instant Flipbook Camera</span></strong></h2> <p><span>For part of his college thesis, student Jiho Jang created the GIFTY, an instant camera that captures up to five seconds of video. It then will spit out a number of frames that can be assembled into a flipbook for a hand-held GIF. At the moment, Jang’s prototype is the only one in existence. Jang, if you’re listening, we would totally back your Kickstarter.</span></p></blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51169293375http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51169293375Thu, 23 May 2013 16:23:57 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://horribleawfulcunt.tumblr.com/post/38036879066/niamliveslarryloves-basedgosh-i-hate-one">horribleawfulcunt</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://niamliveslarryloves.tumblr.com/post/37544179029/basedgosh-i-hate-one-direction-fans-so-much">niamliveslarryloves</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://basedgosh.tumblr.com/post/37536435778/i-hate-one-direction-fans-so-much-i-need-my-whole">basedgosh</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div class="post_content clearfix" id="post_content_37536291947"> <div class="post_text_wrapper"> <p>i hate one direction fans so much<br/> i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way</p> <div></div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>I literally had to read that 5 times…</p> </blockquote> <p>oh my god</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51156560966http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51156560966Thu, 23 May 2013 12:58:35 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://solluxyaoi.tumblr.com/post/47567277772/wow-hes-really-attractive-arent-you-a-lesbian">solluxyaoi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“wow hes really attractive”</p> <p>“aren’t you a lesbian though?? how can you tell???”</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/036df997309f95d0316ed3fffa494fcc/tumblr_inline_ml0cx0s3T91qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51123605080http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51123605080Wed, 22 May 2013 23:27:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d1dd7fa2f941f65c6793d0b9daf6d26/tumblr_mn6ekhVkGJ1rs6t15o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e90c5ef5f5f30154214323a3d3102fb2/tumblr_mn6ekhVkGJ1rs6t15o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anonymously-ashley.tumblr.com/post/51052127259">anonymously-ashley</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oopsfuckproductions.tumblr.com/post/51034468406">oopsfuckproductions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/78fdd3204e3620ed3fac7f57d582f512/tumblr_inline_mn6ejpfpvd1qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote> <p>Fuck yes!</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51117663317http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51117663317Wed, 22 May 2013 22:10:27 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://manicpixiedeathbitch.tumblr.com/post/48769414822/harry-potter-and-the-voldemort-can-u-not-with-the">manicpixiedeathbitch</a>:</p> <blockquote> <ul><li>Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the stone</li> <li>Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the chamber</li> <li>Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the dementors</li> <li>Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the triwizard tournament</li> <li>Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the returning</li> <li>Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the creepy childhood</li> <li>Harry Potter and the voldemort can u not with the horcruxes and just die already jfc</li> </ul></blockquote> <p></p>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51117637585http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51117637585Wed, 22 May 2013 22:10:08 -0400<p><a href="http://lacigreen.tumblr.com/post/34731796176/spookysis-waht-does-kissing-somebody-feel-like" class="tumblr_blog">lacigreen</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://spookysis.tumblr.com/post/34206226325/waht-does-kissing-somebody-feel-like">spookysis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>WAHT DOES KISSING SOMEBODY FEEL LIKE</p> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcs5x7F6hV1r8p436.gif" alt="image"/></p></blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51117453176http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51117453176Wed, 22 May 2013 22:07:53 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/820add7762f997cb3cbe5fb8666b5a0f/tumblr_mn3vdxTwvz1qz6f9yo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mirandaisafuckingweirdname.tumblr.com/post/51115482962/metallikato-we-californians-be-like-excuse-me">mirandaisafuckingweirdname</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://metallikato.tumblr.com/post/51030775239/we-californians-be-like-excuse-me-but-your-shirt">metallikato</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>We Californians be like</p> <p>“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”</p> <p>“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”  </p> <p>“So fucking fetch”</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51117342565http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51117342565Wed, 22 May 2013 22:06:33 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee549f3e26fc65495fcf8f69c80d0c0c/tumblr_mn5rmkICTD1ro23r5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51094540283http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51094540283Wed, 22 May 2013 17:08:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sir-pyllero.tumblr.com/post/30332497700/hankler-fish-blainestorm-ckweek">sir-pyllero</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hankler-fish.tumblr.com/post/30035467169/blainestorm-ckweek-squidkneee-phlynn">hankler-fish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blainestorm.tumblr.com/post/29987116635/ckweek-squidkneee-phlynn-summer-bloggin">blainestorm</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ckweek.tumblr.com/post/29984704738/squidkneee-phlynn-summer-bloggin-happened">ckweek</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://squidkneee.tumblr.com/post/29980555712">squidkneee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phlynn.tumblr.com/post/29980538879">phlynn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>summer bloggin</p> <p>happened to fast</p> </blockquote> <p>summer bloggin</p> <p>had me a blast</p> </blockquote> <p>I met a friend crazy for me</p> <p>Met a blog, cute as can be</p> </blockquote> <p>tumblr days, drifted away</p> <p>but oohh-oh those tumblr nights</p> </blockquote> <p>TELL ME MORE TELL ME MORE,</p> <p>LIKE DID YOU GET AN ASK!?</p> </blockquote> <p>tell me more tell me more</p> <p>did you reblog that ass</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51091695690http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51091695690Wed, 22 May 2013 16:31:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc5qbk6ztx1ry6653o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51082064779http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51082064779Wed, 22 May 2013 14:06:45 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dustclouds.tumblr.com/post/50778716328/i-often-confuse-my-gaydar-with-my-overpowering">dustclouds</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar</p> </blockquote>http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51065441647http://themissmay.tumblr.com/post/51065441647Wed, 22 May 2013 08:24:01 -0400